Zeenon

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Hey Guys

I've officially paused the billings as I said and it'll resume again on 25 September.

The active members will continue automatically after the pause ends and same with the new members however as I said earlier the things about new members is a bit confusing so I suggest not joining in for a month.

Though if you do wa...

Zeenon Goes to War (Break Notice)

Hey guys, Zeenon here.

Hope you enjoyed this arc? season? saga? anime filler arc that somehow became canon?

Whatever you want to call it.

Anyway, a few announcements before I vanish into the academic void.

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Exams Arc Incoming

The fic will be on a month-long break because my e...

All Eyes on the Future, None Looking Low Enough to See Ren

The masked man broke the silence.

“Tsunade will be leaving soon. She’s not a concern. But that boy… keeping him out won’t be easy. Doable, but not without effort. Still… it can be arranged. However…” his tone darkened, like a knife scraping stone, “…you had better make sure the rest is under your control. Because if you f...

Leaf Village Declares Senju Compound a Natural Disaster Zone

Two days had passed since the day Tsunade returned to the village, and in that short span, the Senju clan compound had turned into the noisiest place in Konoha.

From morning till late in the evening, the villagers could hear sounds of fighting echoing out of the compound, walls shaking, ground cracking, windows rattling from the sheer forc...

Tsunade: Hokage Material. Ren: Rental Market Villain.

After Tenzo left, Tsunade turned her golden eyes toward Ren. “You said something about an exciting thing back in the council hall,” she reminded him, arms folding lazily under her chest. “So, what is it?”

Ren’s face lit up instantly, like a kid about to show off a secret stash of candy. He had originally planned on keeping the tr...

Title Removed due to Inappropriateness of the Words Used by the Author (Part-2)

{Yamato and Tenzo are used interchangeably}

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After learning that Yamato was still in the village, Ren didn’t waste even a second, he slipped into the hidden ANBU passageways and moved.

Eventually, he reached the familiar room where Kakashi’s unit usually gathered. Without a shred of hesitation or shame, Ren pushed the do...

Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace

Ren and Tsunade’s brawl dragged on until the late evening, neither of them willing to call it quits until the sun had finally begun to dip below the horizon. The sky had already turned a hazy orange by the time they collapsed to the ground, side by side, breathing heavily.

Ren was panting more than Tsunade, by a good margin too. She wasn...

Tsunade’s Punch Was a Hate Crime Against Earth Style

Ren sat down heavily, dust puffing up around him as he landed. He took a slow breath, raised both of his arms, and tapped one forearm against the other with a dull thunk thunk. The stone-like exterior was still there in patches, but the majority of his armor had been quite literally punched off of him.

His brow furrowed as he stared down a...

Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) {Part-2}

As Ren launched himself in his fully-hardened form toward Tsunade, he felt his speed slow down. The additional weight from the fully reinforced body was substantial. But he was already prepared as he blasted chakra from his legs in sharp bursts, compensating entirely for the weight. His movement stayed tight, clean and fast with no lag at all. 2025-08-17 17:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition)

{Sorry, got a bit late, but since the next two chaps were fight sequences I wanted to post them together.}

Ren and Tsunade finally came to a stop just outside the Senju clan compound, both of them turning to face each other dramatically, like two legendary heroes about to duel under the afternoon sun.

Tsunade struck a confident pose,...

Inoichi’s Daughter Falls for Street Art, Father Spirals Into Existential Crisis

Ren tilted his head at Tsunade’s suggestion, eyes narrowing slightly as he asked, “Isn’t that the pervy sage’s territory? He’s already covering most of the intel requirements, isn’t he?”

Tsunade gave a small nod, as she explained, “He is. But here’s the thing, he wants to stop. That idiot just wants to enjoy life, well, m...

~I don't care, I paint the town red ~

After Ren and Tsunade stepped out of the Hokage building, they walked in silence for a good stretch of the road. The air was heavy, but not uncomfortable, more like both of them were just letting the meeting sink in. Finally, Tsunade broke the silence, her voice low but direct.

“You felt it too?”

Ren didn’t even have to pretend...

Mito Uzumaki Haunts the Hokage’s Career From Beyond the Grave

Ren placed the deed on the table for everyone to see.

Hidden Leaf Village

Official Land Ownership & Authority Deed

Issued Under Authority Of:

Hokage’s Office - Konohagakure no Sato, Land of Fire

Registry ID: KLV-0001-LANDMASTER

Date of Registration: 14th...

Ren and Tsunade’s Joint Brain Cell Executes an S-Rank Scam

Upon hearing Hiruzen’s words, Tsunade’s eyes narrowed, and her reply came cold and sharp.

“Why,” she asked, voice low but heavy, “should the Senju clan have to present proof of ownership over the land this village is built on? Doesn’t everyone here already know the answer to that?”

Her gaze swept across the council hall...

Hiruzen Bans Paint Like It’s a Forbidden Jutsu

“Tsuna… how nice to have you back in the village.” Hiruzen’s voice was calm, even warm, but the weight behind his gaze showed he was already bracing himself for what was coming next.

By now, Tsunade had reined herself in. She wasn’t some fresh Genin anymore, she was one of the Sannin, a veteran shinobi. No matter how much her emo...

Somewhere, Tobirama is Rolling in His Grave and Laughing His Ass Off

{Alt title:- The Senju Clan: Proudly Trolling Uchihas Since the Warring States Era}

To say the council was shocked would be an understatement. Because right now, right in front of their eyes was Ren, hugging Tsunade.

No, more than hugging, he was practically clinging to her like some kid who’d just scraped his knee and run crying t...

Ren Senju, Framed for a Crime He Definitely Committed

A new morning in Konoha began as the sun rose at its usual time. However, this morning… this morning was not like the others.

At first, everything looked the same. The streets, the buildings, the usual bustle, it was all there. But then people started noticing something strange. And then strange became shocking.

The Hokage Mountain...

My Sister Will Hear About This

Everyone who was heading toward the clan leader’s office had been inside this house at some point in their lives, so there was no need for directions. Their feet moved with the ease of muscle memory, taking them through corridors and sliding doors until they reached the family wing. Even so, Ren was the first to actually step inside the office...

If the Barrier Survives My Curiosity, It Deserves to Defend the Clan

Ren had no idea that the simple act of activating a base barrier would end up setting him up for a marriage meeting. Right after the massive barrier dome shimmered into existence, he had been too busy with other matters to even consider what kind of political ripples it might cause.

At first, he tried to study the barrier itself by examini...

Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting

Hiashi began, his voice steady and low, "The boy's name, it first started showing up when he entered the academy. Took the second spot overall, right behind the Uchiha heir. Back then, nobody thought much of it. Just a kid doing well in tests. It wasn't enough to raise alarms, so most dismissed it. But those of us watching closely knew better, k...

Yo

Hey guys!

Well, first off, congratulations to us; we are 200 strong on Patreon (not paid ones, of course), so yayyyyy!

Secondly, there will be a two-day break, for which I apologize, as I already took a three-day break recently, but, as some of you might know, tomorrow is an important festival of my culture, due to which there will b...

A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks

The moment the dome over the Senju compound flared to life, a few in the village felt it immediately.

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Hokage Office

Hiruzen Sarutobi sat alone in his office, his gaze distant, his thoughts lingering on the quiet storms brewing over the past few days. He had known this day would come perhaps not today, perhaps not like this bu...

The House Was the Real Main Character All Along

Ren stared in sheer awe, brain short-circuiting at what he was seeing, because now, now he wasn’t just looking at a palace.

Now he saw the frame, the structure, the positioning of seals and the dormant chakra conduits that ran up the trees and across the beams.

This place wasn’t just a compound.

It was a giant dormant chakr...

The Dining Room Is Alive, and I'm Pretty Sure It's Armed

The seal pulsed again, and Mito’s voice returned, it was still dignified but just a bit colder now.

“If you are hearing this message in this room, it seems one of my predictions has come true… that there are no more elders who could guide you in the Senju clan.”

Ren’s brows rose slightly. ‘So it was a prediction, huh.’<...

Grandma's Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me

In the family wing there were private rooms. The places that weren’t for show. Offices, bedrooms, personal spaces, in essence, it was the heartbeat of the house.

He walked straight through the courtyard with his boots crunching on the pebbled path, past the sapling that still radiated life, and stepped up onto the wooden floorboards of t...

Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything

Ren and Yoshido stepped through the massive stone torii gate as Ren ignored the faint hum of the Fuinjutsu barrier that was still lingering after all these years. He’d sensed it the moment the gate came into view, though it was mostly dormant only a portion of the seal array remained active.

He didn’t know what the remaining portion wa...

Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah

{Sup! I'm back}

The next morning arrived with a collective groan from the Hidden Leaf.

Somehow, every single household in the village had been disturbed by the sound of thunder all night, it was loud and chaotic. No one knew who the culprit was. No one had seen any storm clouds. But by morning, one thing was certain.

Sleep had ...

Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service

Ren shifted his focus to the rewards section and, as expected, there were three rewards waiting for him.

He opened the mission completion reward first.

[CONGRATULATIONS USER YOU HAVE CREATED A CHANGE IN THE CANON: HASTENING OF THE MIST CIVIL WAR

[REWARD: WATER AFFINITY BOOST]

Ren grinned ...

Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short

It didn’t take long for Ren to reach home, especially not in the condition he was in. His body felt light, movements sharp, and every muscle was spring-loaded with energy. All the food, rest, and adrenaline from the past two days had synced up perfectly.

As soon as he stepped into his house, he kicked the door shut behind him with the ba...