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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eighteen


Ana

“…Which is why you should be careful to include his wife in as much of the conversation as possible.” Vrina finished, and Ana’s eyelid twitched again. They’d just spent the better part of an hour going over the dos and don’ts of dining with a male from another household, and she’d been overwhelmed...

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New Chapters!

It's a new week, and I don't know if there's enough bloodstream in my coffee to deal with that information.

Links to new chapters across all tiers:

Coffee Tier-  Chapter Eight

Galactic Aid Workers- 2024-02-26 20:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Seventeen

Tommy (continued)

“You’ve got to be joking. No. I won’t do it.”

Seamus scoffed, “Oh come off it. Every teenage lad dreams of being told he has to fuck for his country.”

“Firstly, this isn’t my country, and secondly, they’re not even human! It’s disgusting. I’d rather get burned to deat...

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New Chapters!

Hi everyone! Hope this week is treating you all well.

Links to new chapters across all tiers:

Coffee Tier- Chapter Seven

Galactic Aid Workers- 2024-02-22 20:42:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Sixteen

Melbourne, Australia
385 days post-invasion


Tommy

This time, Tommy walked through the checkpoint with his head held high.

In the days following his run-in with the off-duty soldiers, he’d done a lot of soul-searching. He’d replayed his conversation with Seamus in his mind a do...

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New Chapters are up!

I'm still experimenting with the best ways to notify everyone in lower tiers about their content unlocking, since I want it to be as easy for you to find your chapters as possible but I also don't want to overfill my feed.

In future I will likely write a template for an update similar to this one, then provide links from it to the relevan...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Fifteen

Ana 

“There will be no further questions” 

The PR officer gave Ana a weary look as she turned back from addressing the crowd, and she lowered her head into a slight bow. “Thank you, Specialist Cardoso,” she said, whatever trick she’d used to amplify her voice now gone. “I’m sure you’re looki...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Fourteen

Jel (continued)

“Absolutely.”

Jel’s eyebrows shot upwards, and he had to stifle a smile at the way the military aide’s bicep twitched and her head spun around to stare wide-eyed at the human, drawing breath to cut the response off. 

“But,” Specialist Cardoso continued, and the kespan stilled, n...

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Welcome!

Thank you, truly, for taking the time to visit my patreon.

Being a successful writer is a dream of mine, one that I'm working hard to make a reality. If you're here, that hopefully means that you've enjoyed my work, and for that, I am already so grateful.  

A little about me; I am an Australian university student currently st...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Thirteen


Ervamir 3- Upper Orbit
383 days post-induction


Jel

“I was really hoping to be planetside by now,” Rumarr grumbled, and her eyes flicked from side to side behind her eyepiece as she adjusted its capture settings for the lighting conditions. “Why do you think they’ve got us all cramm...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Twelve

Earth- High Orbit
382 days post-invasion


Ana

Ana wasn’t sure when she’d started crying. The window was immense, a slab of clear crystal twice the width of her entire apartment back in Rio. It ran from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, and standing before it was much like standing at t...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter 11.5 (NSFW)

[Note: This is an 18+ bonus chapter. It contains no important story threads and a whole lot of graphic alien sex. If this does not interest you, you can continue reading from chapter 12 onwards without missing anything important. To the rest of you- Godspeed you magnificent animals. Godspeed].


Jel

This...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eleven


Ervamir 3- Upper Orbit
382 Earth-days post-induction


Jel

Jelakka Mar’miar was having a hard time. 

He’d never admit to it, not given how hard he’d fought to be sitting where he was, but it was true. Even tucked into the crux of Skara’s shoulder and surrounded by h...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Ten


Melbourne outskirts, Australia
382 Earth days post-induction


Mirai

I can’t believe we got suckered into this.

It was the first day of her crew’s new role as security contractors for an Imperium military base, and Captain Mirai was feeling like a rotisserie ...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Nine


New York City
381 Earth days post-invasion

Yasmin

It was just after six in the morning, and the sun had begun to make its presence known with a grey lightening of the sky across the New York City boroughs. On the streets outside, the morning birds were striking up a tentative morning tune and,...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eight


Tommy (continued)

Ah, shit. Here comes trouble.

Three kespan soldiers were walking down the sidewalk approaching them. The two in front wore confident smirks and walked with an exaggerated strut that made their hips and tails sway from side to side, while the third ambled along behind, flustered a...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Seven


Tommy

Several hours after arriving home, Tommy lay awake in bed with his eyes open, listening to the soft wingbeats of fruit bats and the rustling of leaves outside his window. 

It felt like he’d been living the past year with a grey shroud over his head. Now, someone had lifted the corner, and a ne...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Six


Ana (continued)

It didn’t take long for one of the aliens to walk over. Fully suited up with an opaque visored helmet that mirrored Ana’s own, they stood at a height that would have been tall for a human woman, somewhere between Bruiser and Raker’s heights. A single row of breasts and a strange triangular ...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Five


Ana (continued)

The first time Ana donned the suit, it had come with a stern warning from the range commander.

“There’s a kill switch built into these prototype units,” she’d explained, looking Ana dead in the eye. “You’re here because you’ve been tested and passed intake, but frankly, you’...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Four


Rio De Janeiro
380 Earth days post-invasion


Ana

Ana Cardoso was trying hard not to stare for too long at any of the strange beings she was sharing a shuttle ride with. 

Despite making up most of the Imperial troops stationed on Earth, fewer kespans were being depl...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Three

[Author Note: Patreon's text editing is maddeningly slow if I use anything but its default spacing. It took me two hours just to reformat the last two chapters from word. I want to get this material out a bit quicker than that, so please forgive the slight change in formatting in the following chapters]

Tom...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Two

Melbourne, Australia

380 Earth days post-invasion


Tommy

The air above the dark asphalt shimmered outside the Derrimut community centre, the November sunshine unseasonably harsh, a herald of hot, dry summer months to come. Over the top of the road that led into the centre, a hastily erecte...

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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter One


Ervamir 3- Low Orbit
Galactic Year 5635
378 Earth days post-induction


Mirai

Someone had to fix this fucking mess.

The steady thrum of circulating air from the life support system was Captain Mirai’s only companion as she hung her pink head in her hands. Trimmed claws found purchase in ...

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