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KCSF Round 2 - Jax takes on the Patriarchy

Round two and things are getting spicy! Time to get this interloper out of the ring!
Written by varienquill and featuring Jaxfalcon

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KCSF Round 1 : Tweets Vs Hawk

In this installment, being written by VarienQuill, we start off with two birds getting it on, WITH A SURPRISE TWIST AT THE END!!
If you are interested in being part in the next series (not this series as it's already paid for and written) let Varien or ...

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Hot Day on the Beach

Damn, everyone wants a piece of Magnus! Can't blame them.

I feel sometimes like Charn is doing a thing like Quantum Leap, jumping around and being all these different jobs just to get his mouth on some PHAT NUTS! its fun

An anonymous commission that I forgot to post during the summer. Forgive me!

All c...

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Thumbnail A - Bobbing for Apples 2

This was a popular thumbnail, so there are two of them. These characters are ANONYMOUS, thank u very much HMPH
Art by lenexwants.
More available! https://tinyurl.com/WeenPeen23

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Thumbnail M - Knotception

yo dog we heard u liked knots so we knotted your knot and-ayggahhahhg *being murdered sounds*
A halloween thumbnail for wolffine courtesy of fenrir0vekovoy

Th...

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WARMUP - Cenny

A warm up for Cenny of him showing off his big, fat, beefy ballsack. Yum!

Oh look at that, the warm up queue is empty. Shame nobody wants any quick, piping hot lenexwants porn... so sad... sniff

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Thumbnail A - Bobbing for Apples

Hedgar learns a valuable lesson about not bathing in the party games! And a cute fox lass gets something much healthier than candied apples to snack on!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53999466/ - There's still plenty of thumbnail commissions availa...

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Zombie Wishbone! [Halloween Thumbnail Commission]

Awww it's like that scene from Lady and the Tramp!
I'm not sure what Rico34150 thought was going to happen, but hey, Lenexwants's King Mange and 2023-10-17 17:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Swimmin' with da fishies!

Some things you don't see very often from me; HYPER and HUMANS! (The violent emasculation of an unwitting fella by hungry fish is old hat at this point)

Hope you enjoy!

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Good Boy Duke

A group of dudes all decide to do  "No Nut November" in the middle of the summer to support and celebrate their friend who is getting married. It's the end of that month, and they're having a party in the woods by the beach to celebrate and let all out that steam. Gonna be a bachelor party to remember!

But, who's dog is that....?&n...

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Planning for 69 subscribers! What should we do?

I'm open to suggestions, what should Charn and Lenexwants do to celebrate having 69 subscribers? Would you like to all vote for the basics of a free group story and comic, that we will create for you?

If you have an idea, find one of the fruits in the comments THAT DON'T HAVE AN IDEA ALREADY LISTED ON THEM and comment with an idea you thin...

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YCH Sneak Peak - "Tired of your SHIT" $175/2x$90

A first chance for patreon members to claim this before it's posted to FA in three days.

Species can change, obviously the victim has to have testicles capable of being ripped off XD

Doctor can be any species but will be displayed as dominant. 

If interested comment below; each slot is selling for $90 or the whole shebang ...

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[Infestation Week} GRUBS

It seems like more and more species are turning to, uh, unique homes these days. The good news is... You can claim them on your tax return!

Commissioned by snowysergal

(Can someone in a tier higher than Fapper confirm that they see ...

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Pop pop!

This silly pup just don't know when to quit, does he! 
A comboission for hedgar with the art by Lenex and the story by Charn.

A not-bright dog thief steals and drinks some strange potions in a shop. Shenanigans ensue. :>

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Promotion: Bearmonster (Author)

You won't find these files anywhere else on the internet! Private commissions for Charn, posted with permission. The author is bearmonster, and is currently open for additional commissions for the next month or so. Their rates are $7.50/page, and their stories can range from quick vignettes to full length stories. While I only commissioned the...

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Brat-wurst

Loona Loona Loona, what have you gotten yourself into now?
Well, it looks like you've gotten yourself into a three course meal, if nothing else. 
Eat up, cutie pie, demon meat ain't cheap and anything you don't eat you're going to be charged for!

HAPPY 'WEENPEEN 2023! YCH ART AND STORY BUNDLES

*UPDATED WITH THREE NEW THUMBNAILS*


Welcome to 2023's Most CB-Tastic Halloween Party on the planet! 16 scenarios for you to choose from, and more in the wings should some of these sell out! Artists and authors that you CRAVE PORN from, ready to GET YOU OFF!

Behold the plethora of options you have!

How does it work?? ...

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PATREON HAIKU WINNER - Ristin :)

Of all the contestants, stumpycoon caught the eye of Lenexwants and charn the most, and so he's be...

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Scene of the Crime

Alright, gumshoes, listen up!

Someone has been targeting men across the city, and stealing their masculinity in graphic and abusive ways. We don't have any clues as to who has been committing these crimes, but each time it happens, we receive one picture in the mail, addressed to Deputy Charn. Now, Deputy Charn is under cover in ...

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"Hey, wanna have some FUN?"

This is the strangest Double Mint gum commercial I've ever seen, but I think it works!

Wonderful commission for the long suffering and patient anakletos of a well endowed mamba fella falling for the oldest trick in the book. Silly snake dude, when ...

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MAD SCIENCE YCH

FOR SCIENCE!
a SPOOKY ych for Halloween time, involving a character signing up (?) or being subjected to (?) a science 'experiment'.

Get a vignette from me to go with this for $60 as well. You are welcome to use Charn as the 'mad scientist', if you'd like, or I can tie the experiment into the Phatbulge University canon, if you...

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Halloween Story - Call for Volunteers

No need to pay, I just have a silly idea for a hyperviolent castration halloween story. 

The theme is pumpkins. Carving pumpkins, pumpkin pies, etc. But I think we all know what the pumpkins REALLY are. 

If you have any characters you'd like me to use, feel free to note with me a link to a ref for them, or put them under he...

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Skeeaava, the illustrated guide

This is the kobold from https://www.patreon.com/posts/portal-peril-1-89938360, Skeeaava. Nice little warm up to show how internal testicles might look once they've been fished out into the open by evil tigers.

I'll be writing another chapter of t...

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Comic ych- first look $175

Giving Patreon subscribers a one day lead to claim this comic, before posting it to FA and telegram. Details can be adjusted of course! But you should be careful of pretty mermaids/merstuds/nagas offering to help you deal with those pesky genitals. :3 if interested, comment below, or message directly or contact Charn on telegram!!
Happy hunti...

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She wants it HER way! (Final)

This is a sequel to a previous post - we could not figure out who the original commissioner was, as it was from 10 years ago and they wanted to be anonymous, but someone liked it enough to continue it. :)

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Portal Peril - Skeeaava, Month 1

Good afternoon gremlins!

It's been about six months, but our patreon has it's first Portal Patreon - Skeeaava! And so this is the introductory bit for their character, wherein they get portalled. This may seem a bit dry, almost entirely expositiony (by Charn's standards anyways), but the stage is set for the next month's activities. <...

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Fish Food

Based on a REAL LIFE MODEL (heheh) who would prefer to remain anonymous. Check out that bull's big, juicy, fat dick. Certainly the fish are. What a terrible, delicious waste. All he wanted to do was relax in the water. There was a sign warning about the genital-munching piranhas, but, strangely, someone put their jacket over it and so our poor b...

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[Infestation Week] The early worm gets the birb (pt 1)

Part of the infestation week, in this instance we have a snake finding a nice snug place to nest inside of. :D What do you think the second part will involve?

Can you identify the snake? How about the bird? :> 

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[Infestation Week] PanCHOMP

An anonymous commission from a sweetie over on FA. It comes with a story! (Check it out attached below).

I don't know if the commissioner will continue/extend this scene, so if you'd like to, the window is open.

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(WIP) Piranha showoff

A bit unusual for Lenexwants, this one features EXTREME HYPER and a HUMAN character! 

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