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Prehistoric

[6 word request: Scientist Tests De-evolution ray on Rivals]


Silas gasped as his elbow bumped his coffee off the table, but the splash of iced java on the sidewalk never happened. Both the liquid and the styrofoam cup froze in midair as if time had stopped. Melvin had snatched them with his psychokinetic abilities without even t...

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What Wayne Wants

Wayne thought he heard someone else in the locker room while he was lathering up his hair, but when he walked out, towel around his lean waist, he saw nobody.

“Could’ve sworn I heard a locker door close,” he said, looking around. His survey of the room--still humid from his recent shower--brought him face to face with his own reflect...

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Cyrill's Second Journey

[6 word request: Ancient Spring Drains Bodybuilders' Muscles, Cocks]

Cyrill approached the river knowing exactly what he was about to walk into--Gregg bathing in the nude, as he did every morning--but was sure to step lightly so he didn’t disturb the young American with sounds of his approach. He held his breath and twisted branches out ...

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Tuck Needs a Loan Part 3: Origin Story

[Read part 1 here.]

[Read part 2 here.]

Nights out in the limo were even more difficult since the boss implemented a “no cell phone...

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Is It Nick or Nicky?

[Commission: Nick Bosa History Reimagined as Tiny Little Gay Guy]


Nick smiled warmly when Mikhail, the team intern, leapt from the driver’s seat and ran around the car to open the rear passenger-side door. Nick placed a...

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"Let's Play a Little Game"

[6 word request: Rigged game inflicts power exchanging transformations]


Eli was aware of the dank stink of the room--metallic and earthy--before he even opened his eyes. As he jolted awake his hand patted the floor, finding only cold, grimy tile floor. He was shocked to find his well-built body nude stripped down to boxers. A fl...

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Patronage, Part 1

[6 word request: worldwide size and muscle swap]

[This is DEFINITELY going to be a series]

Liunch rush was dead. The Bent Nickel was empty until 2 PM. Wallace was happy to see anyone show up, even if it was a 12 foot tall Gulliver. Wallace was unsettled by the way the bottles rattled on the shelves as the enormous stranger approached...

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Waking Up as Lloyd

[commission: Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola get bodyswapped with a gay couple]


Julian would have just rolled over and gone back to sleep--he felt desperate for sleep...

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Emergency

[6 word request: Humiliated Paramedic Gets Revenge on Partner]


Troy offered half his burrito across the ambulance cab to his partner Lonnie, who stared stiffly ahead, refusing to acknowledge the gift. “You know you’re mad at me for something I can’t help,” Troy argued, but Lonnie just rolled his eyes, driving the ambulan...

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Jekyll and Hulk

[6 word request: Jock Turns Into Gay, Microdicked Bodybuilder]


I’ve been white-knuckling it lately. The gym used to be my safe place, my spot to relieve stress, but all it does is wind me up lately. I go in to do my usual workout and everything’s so easy. I throw on extra weight and in those reps--in that moment of exertion ...

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Vapor

[6 word request: bodybuilders inflation competition losers bursts twinkification]


James gnawed on the half ricecake he had been allotted before the show. He glanced around at the bodybuilders milling around backstage--pumping up with bands, touching up their tans and examining their amazing physiques in the mirrors.

The sc...

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Image of Man

[6 word request: Bodybuilders flattened, displayed nude at museum]

The lights in the subterranean hallway blinked on as the elevator reached the bottom floor. As the industrial doors slowly slid open, the elevator’s occupants--Geoff, the curator’s assistant, and Pietro, a wealthy effeminate man in his late 60s--stepped off. Geoff seeme...

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Traditional Prank War

[6 word request: Fraternity prank inflates and shrinks wrestlers]


Niner, SigEp’s president, was the only one awake Sunday morning when thick-fisting banging on the front door disturbed the otherwise silent fraternity house. Niner slipped on his flip-flops and walked lightly through the booze-spattered and beer-can-littered flo...

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Grady Can't Be Beat

[6 word request: Man's Superpower: Wins Any Measurement Wager]


The big musclehead stomped into Global Gym one hour into Robbie’s first day behind the front desk. He had a duffelbag over his beefy shoulder, his massive quads squeezed into tight blue spandex, his hulking torso barely clad in a flimsy stringer tee. He wasn’t th...

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Chaotic

[6 word request: Testing Assorted Potions on Fraternity House]


Yar scanned the musty campus bookstore for Perry, the hot fratguy who had managed the store since his freshman year. Perry was one of the yummy Beta boys--their vice-president, if Yar remembered his hot fratboy statistics correctly--and, other than the fact that he n...

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Extra-Credit for Professor Kenneth

[Long-form commission!]


Once, Kenneth had a freshman student who regularly stopped into his office to read sloppily written poetry. Outside of that, Kenneth's office hours had always been a peaceful time to catch up on grading or to read a book. He had grown to like the solitude.

There were only fifteen minutes left of his...

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October Will Be Free for Current Patrons!

So I'm pausing billing for a month. On October 1, you won't get charged for your patronage here.

WHY?

I've fallen behind in the queue and it's been causing me some anxiety. I've seen other artists (who take in MUCH MORE MONEY than I do) continue billing without producing anything new, and I think that's criminal.

What I want to...

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Fountain of Youth

[6 word request: Arrogant Hoss Gets Carseat and Pacifier]


55 year old Hank--”Hank the Tank” as he was known around the gym--was a 6’5” 300 pound beast. The silver-haired gorilla was one of the biggest men at Global Gym, more intimidating than any of the little 22 year old bodybuilding phenoms. He wasn’t intimidated by ...

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Chaos Magic at the Comp

[6 word request: Warlock Messes Around at Bodybuilding Competition]

Dex rolled his eyes as Erikur started spraying down the hunky physique competitor, clad only in a single tube stock to cover his manhood. The sheer thirst in Erikur’s gaze couldn’t have gone unnoticed by the ludicrously shredded athlete as dark brown slowly coated his ...

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Reason to be Suspicious

[6 word request: Bodybuilder Transformed Into Living Action Figure]

Barry popped two pieces of gum in his mouth before inspecting his neck in the rearview: hickey free! He ran his hands over his shaved-bald head and practiced an innocent look. He pulled up his tank top and gave it a sniff--smelled like posing oil and his sweat, just as it ...

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Coach's "Program"

[6 word request: Disobeying Teams Towel Boy Transfers Size]

[note: once I’m caught up on my queue I’ll be continuing this story]

After their crushing defeat, the Granite State Goliaths headed back to their locker room feeling lower than ever. Other than the sound of their large bodies shuffling around, the locker room was silent....

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Breaking Quarantine

[6 word request: Huge Sweaty Feet Other Guys Grow]

Harold peered up over his living room windowsill, just below the blinds, allowing him the perfect vantage point to spy on his neighbor, Clay, having yet another gentleman suitor over to his house. Unwilling to break his laser focus on Clay’s front door, Harold patted along the ground for...

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The Search for Agent 603

[2500-word commission: a spy has the ability to turn men into enormously muscled bottoms with huge cocks]

Rez spotted his mark leaving the old church around 9 PM. He had kept a low profile, circling the block casually without being spotted, but now, with the mark in sight, he raised his wrist and whispered into the communicator, “Agent 6...

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New Month Updates!

So it's a new month! Congrats for making it through 8 months of 2020. 

I'm, per usual, behind in my request queue, but I'm still banging them out. I have 8 six-word requests to go, plus 2 longer commission requests coming your way. Don't hesitate to toss your new requests my way. I keep them in the spreadsheet and get to them when I c...

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JJ Meets His Biggest Fan

[Commission Request: JJ Watt gets bodyswapped with an effeminate fan, then shrunken and kept as a prisoner]

JJ Watt’s publicist Diana called him as soon as he got in his car. “That event went great big guy! Lots of good photo op...

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Gimli's Revenge

[6 word request: Dwarf Shrinks Powerlifter After Workout (Retribution)]


Gareth was getting a nice hip stretch after a brutal day of deadlifting with his coach when the pandemonium happened. He recognized the voice when he heard the shouting: it was Philip, Global Gym’s resident powerlifting drama queen. Gareth sighed as, from ...

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iSona Upgrade

[6 word request: Remote Makes Bearded Dudebro Thicc, Obedient]

Ernest had no idea why he would have gotten a membership at this grimey, ape-filled gym. So much smashing and grunting! So many lumpy, scantily-clad men! With all the strutting and bulging going on, Ernest wasn’t sure if he should be carrying around dollar bills to slip into ...

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Careful What You Catch at the Seedy Motel

[6 word request: Curse Enlarges Clumsy Hands Feet Freak]

The hotel was in a seedy part of town. In a beat-up car in the parking lot Mac saw a guy shooting up heroin while a prostitute with a crooked wig gave him an overzealous blow job. “Room 42,” Mac said, careful to pull the drawstrings on his hoodie tight to hide his face from anyon...

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Exchange Program

[6 word request: College Exchange Program Affects Jocks, Nerds]


It was the wrong morning to have “the talk” with Russ. I knew when I saw the tweet blasting around my feed: “Big drama at the Fat Farm last night!” That’s what we called the house that five of the linemen lived in. Nearly a ton of bulky, durable, incredibl...

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Brad's Fanclub

[Commission request: Muscular man grows based on idolization (Brad Hollibaugh)]


Jerrod’s face fell when the door opened. The bald man who opened the door had a shadow of stubble on his chiseled face and a smoldering sneer. He eyed Jerrod dispassionately as he answered, raising an eyebrow. “Yeah?” he asked.

“Uh, I...

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