Beware of the BLOB-LIGHT!
Added 2023-10-25 22:21:20 +0000 UTC
When getting frisky in abandoned science labs, never assume something is a Fleshlight! Never ever ever!
That long squishy tube may feel soft and slick and wet against your big hard dragon dick, but all you're doing is rehydrating proto-alien blob cells!
This is how you get ants!