"Texting with... ??????????" pt. 1

 ?: Heya sexy 😘

You: Hey there… Who’s this? I don’t have you in my contacts.

?: Oh ya know… Just somebody.

You: Somebody… that I know, right?

?: Oh you definitely know me… But mayyyybe you could get to know me a little more.

You: Sure… You can start with a name.

?: That’s boooooringggg, it would be much more fun if you tried to figure it out.

You: This is the weirdest scam text approach I’ve seen so far.

?: I am NOT a scam, ugh 😠

?: You’ve given me a ride before.

You: You’re a client?

?: Kind of.

You: I’d guess but that would be releasing client information and I’m not falling for that if this is some sort of info scam.

?: Stop calling me a scam! I am not a scam. I’m just a girl trying to have some fun. Boo! Don’t be a party pooper!

You: Okay, fuck it. I’ll play along. It’ll give me something to do between rides.

You: What do you want, mystery girl?

?: I just want to have a good time okay, sheesh. I didn’t think you were such a scaredy cat.

You: Hey, one can never be too careful. I had a friend fall one of those sexting scams before, would have wiped him clean if not for the fraud protection.

?: Well lucky for you I just want to sext with no strings attached.

You: That’s what a scammer would say.

?: Hey what did I say about calling me a scammer!

You: You’re right, you’re right. My bad. Won’t happen again.

?: Good!

?: So, uh…what are you wearing?

You: Umm, just my usual outfit. I’m working today.

You: How about you?

?: Same outfit as the last time you saw me.

You: I don’t know who you are, so that doesn’t help.

?: 🤷

You: I see how it is.

?: Okay, okay fineee. I’ll give you a hint. I’m wearing a hair tie.

You: That barely narrows it down.

You: How do I know you? Have I drove for you before?

?: Kind of, but I was more of a tagalong.

You: Well I guess that narrows it down a little.

You: Hair tie and was in a group ride…

You: I’d guess but I really don’t want to start listing out my clientele.

?: Then you’ll just have to wait until you know for sure before you say anything. Hehe.

You: Okay, how about this. We can make a little game of this. I’ll ask you a question and you give me an honest answer. If I guess who you are in let’s say, twenty questions, then you send me a picture of yourself in a pose of my choosing.

?: Oooh, that could be fun. Ten questions though and if you don’t get it right then I get free rides for a year!

You: Let’s meet in the middle at fifteen and if I lose it’s a month of rides so you don’t put me out of business.

?: Ooooookaaaayyy.

You: Okay first question….

You: What color is your hair?

?: Nope, no questions on what I look like, that’ll make it too easy.

You: What? What am I supposed to ask? How you filed your taxes?

?: File what now?

You: Hmm, that helps a little.

?: What’s that supposed to mean?!

You: Nothing, nothing…

You: Okay so no appearance questions, hmm….

You: What’s a hobby of yours?

?: I guess I’m kind of a photographer.

You: Kind of?

?: Well, with my phone anyway. I don’t get why you’d use a camera when a phone can take a picture and post it.

You: So you do social media.

?: I didn’t say that!

You: You kinda did.

?: Next question!!!

You: How many times have you rode with me?

?: Nah uh, that’s cheating. You’ll look up you ride count and narrow it down to just a few people.

You: Pfft, no appearance questions and no ride questions. You’re really making this difficult, you know that?

?: Daddy always said I was a bit of a brat.

You: Daddy, like father, or like… Daddy?

?: Eww gross, no no no. My dad, dad.

You: Lol, okay.

You: Hmmm, how about a spicy one.