May Illustration Poll: Workday themed

As fun as it might be, not everyone can be horny all the time. Some people gotta work! And you just cant be horny at work!

Can you…?

Option 1: Alex. Alex owns and runs his own nightclub called ’The Wolf’s Den‘ where there’s always something going on. Live shows, Drag nights, and any form of entertainment you can think of. Alex likes to think of his club as his own personal heaven of alcohol, dancing, and sex, where the fun never ends. But of course, running a business has its downsides. Running profit numbers, organizing events, signing checks, taking inventory, all the boring little minutiae of entrepreneurship that comes with the job. Sometimes, it gets to be a little much for him, and he likes to find little ways to make the tediousness a little more interesting… mostly in the form of someone wrapped around his cock… 

Option 2: Gordon. Being a college professor isn’t the most interesting of jobs. You have to lecture half distracted kids for an hour and half two to three times a day, pour through research papers and grade homework, talking with students between and after classes. It can be a bit much. But Gordon loves it, and he loves his students! Particularly the ones that visit him after hours looking to get a bump in their grades… Not that he advertises such endeavors; he is a professional, after all. But what’s the harm in engaging with another consenting adult for a little fun? Admittedly, his students can get a little carried away, and wait for him under his desk to have some fun of their own while he’s trying to teach…

Option 3: Chris. Being a parent and husband is a job all itself, but when Corban was born deaf, Chris knew he’d have to start working from home so he could be there for his son. Luckily, data entry didn’t require him to go into the office more than once a week. Now, 18-19 years later, he’s still working from home and still keeping an eye on Corban. His son might be an adult in college now, but he still manages to get himself into trouble without supervision. Unfortunately since Chris is busy being a working, stay-at-home father, it doesn’t offer much opportunity for him to address him more… personal needs…

Option 4: Nitrous. Construction work is hard labor, and physically demanding. Nitrous has to work long, sweaty days, heaving concrete around, digging holes, operating heavy machinery, the list does on. But he doesn’t mind it so much. He has a great body, lots of energy, and he’s good at his job. His football coach hates his line of work, constantly fearing that Nitrous might injure himself on the job and be unable to play for his college team, but Nitrous doesn’t really care. The only problem he runs into every now and again is finding time to release some of his pent up… ‘stress’… All that heavy lifting, working around sweaty dudes all day, it can be pretty bothersome! But the real problem is that his own dad is his boss, so if he wants any release, he’ll have to be stealthy about it.

Option 5: Terry. Terry’s had a couple jobs over the years; he’s worked fast food and a couple of retail jobs, but nothing really stuck… mostly because Terry has a temper and has been known to backtalk not only his bosses, but customers too. But now, Terry has the perfect job where he can be himself in all his absurdly horny and degrading glory. He works at a themed strip joint, where every stripper has a themed personality, and who better to play the crass and rude type than Terry? He gets to show off his ass, berate people, and they pay him for it! Sometimes, they even want him to be meaner! But even with all those perks, he still gets frustrated when he gets all hot and bothered and cant use any of his idiot customers to bang one out real quick. Apparently that’s ‘illegal’, or at least thats what his boss Junpei says… and if Terry cared, he might actually refrain from doing just that…

Option 6: Ned. Being a florist isn’t the most riveting profession, but Ned has always liked plants and flowers and couldn’t imagine a job he’d rather have. His parents have owned a flower job ever since coming to the states, and ever since he could walk, Ned has done everything he can to help out. Now, Ned practically runs the store along side his mother, and takes over completely when she’s not available. Only problem is that sometimes, the store can get a little slow in the off season, and with nothing to do, Ned’s mind starts to wander. He thinks about classes, and friends, and getting used as public pitstop where anyone could pull up and fuck his brains out. You know, the usual things. And since no one is in the store, it should be fine if he rubbed one out real quick, right? Oh man… Hope no one walk in…

Those are the options! As always, select the two you want to see most, thanks for participating, and thank you so so much for the support!

Poll will end on Monday the 22nd at 8:00 pm EST!