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Surprise Pirate Audio!

Here I am thinking how great it is to turn in an audio 3 days early and BAM you're a pirate eating pussy 72 hours ahead of schedule. This is about as hot off the presses as it gets!

I don't want to say too much about this one as it is part of a collection in a group project [check out Project Eye Patch on Insta] but I will say I really like this shanty.

I have a friend who sings pirate shanties professionally [yup - you read that correctly] and he helped me with the melody.

This week is all about catching up. Reading scripts and writing Cameos tomorrow. Should have a schedule by Thursday/Friday. If Quinn doesn't want part 3 of the Murdered Madame, then it'll drop here. My last day off was August 28th but I am LIVING THE DREAM BABY [I'm OMW to buy weed - don't worry about it]

And then you're all mine for the last bit of September.

[Let's get weird]

Side note: 40 poems of 69 finished. While I do think 69 is an admirable goal, 50 is just so tempting... but 69... so much... funnier... we'll see :)

Edit: myth afficionados will appreciate my siren being winged and not a mermaid

Surprise Pirate Audio!

Comments

I enjoy your work so much, Doc! This was sooooo good!

Sybil โ„๏ธ

We definitely need autographed versions!

Pinkprincess_

is it weird to say that this is what I was going for with the song lyrics?

Ray Purchase

Hi, Irish pirateRapture on Quinn, you dropped this ๐Ÿ”ฑ Fuck right off the plank, will you please, and come on in, the waterโ€™s warm. Excellent, excellent, excellent ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽถ

caroscope

Okay after listening to it, itโ€™s kind of giving an intro/opening scene to the *freakiest* open-world game ever

Jay

Iโ€™m not sure it a bad thing if poetry book takes a little longer. It could be a great gift for the holidaysโ€ฆ as in I can have an excuse to buy multiple copies. ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Options for personalized note and autographed versions too please!)

Catherine

What's the weed equivalent of cheers? Anyway, that! ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

EmmieLouLou85

Right? Heโ€™s so fucking talented. What canโ€™t he do? (Apparently admit it to himself. ๐Ÿ™„Please quit boiling it down to being lucky, old man.)

Catherine

Sighhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿฅฐ

Donna

I really liked this one! The shanty is gorgeous. The waves and the creaking are immersive and relaxing - I kid you not, I closed my eyes and could smell the sea, could taste the salt on my tongue. I love how brains work. I love how you work.

Beatriz

Fabulous job, as always! I know I sound like a broken record when I say this, but truly- Thank you for sharing your talents with us. The smut part is great, but Iโ€™m always blown away by your stories. Youโ€™re just a hella talented dude. Also - why did my guidance counselor in high school not tell me that professional pirate shanty singer was a career option? Way more fun than finance.

meg

The singing ๐Ÿ˜! I loved that! And the accent?!! Yessss!

Erica Jordan

My relationship with my first serious boyfriend was extremely rocky for a lot of reasons, one of them being he was a mommaโ€™s boy. She was overbearing and demanding of him, to say it politely. After we broke things off he married a lovely woman and we became close friends. When she was pregnant with their first child, I asked if she had any names in mind. โ€œLorelei, if itโ€™s a girl,โ€ she told me. โ€œWait, like the name of the beautiful creature who lures sailors to their death?โ€ โ€œYes,โ€ she said, with a huge smile. โ€œOhhhh his mom is gonna HATE that.โ€ โ€œI know. ๐Ÿ˜โ€

MJ


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